The Meter -- "Who Are Three People Who Have Never Been In My Kitchen?"

So I took the Jeopardy! online contestant test tonight. I did well--maybe well enough to get through to the show. We'll see.

Chuck Hagel: 10. A little bit of whup-ass never hurt anybody. And he delivered some today. Watch and learn:



The reason outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Hagel.

[No. That's Chuck Norris. Sorry.]